Every single piece of tomorrow’s chip paper has devoted a space to the Wembley stadium shindig. The Sun’s Vicky Newton, who by rights should be more interested in His Majesty Cthulhu than any temporal royalty, makes a big play of being the only gossip hack to get backstage. 3am, meanwhile, put a rubbish sketch of a laminate VIP pass at the head of their column in order to make some kind of positive impression.
God save the British press.
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