Misheard Today

“Ninety year old lobster pleads guilty to racketeering…”

Uh… not quite. Real story here. Too much grading, I think.

6 thoughts on “Misheard Today

  1. I get the same effect visually when I’m scanning too fast in a used books store….the enticing-sounding ‘Caribbean Beef Fetishes’ turned out to be the rather mundane ‘Caribbean Reef Fishes’….

  2. Mmmm — Caribbean Beef Fetishes! I swear the NPR guy really did say “lobster” and I actually heard it right (though clearly it was the wrong word). Trying to find the words to Cheryl’s birthday song today, I ran across a page with misheard lyrics, in this case Cibo Matto’s “Birthday Cake,” which made me laugh a lot.”‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy…”or”Every picture tells a story, doughnut…”

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