May your day be delightful, whatever you get up to — here’s a little poem for you:

 

LULU

Lulu has the biggest Teeth,

From above and underneath—

They gleam like Stars in midnight black,

And once they’re out, they don’t go back

Until some morsel slips between,

Sundered on the bright points keen.

Keep your Puppy in the house;

Don’t let the Cat go chase that mouse;

And Baby’s plump and luscious limbs

Arouse this lass’s bloody whims.

Whispered stories do come true—

Lulu lives next door to you.