My latest BitchBuzz column takes time out for a humorous holiday grumble. Of course I lie — there’s all kinds of Xmas music I like including Vince Guaraldi’s soundtrack for A Charlie Brown Christmas, Joey Ramone and yes, I just bought the new Tori CD, too. But the omnipresence of the jingle of the bells when Halloween hasn’t even finished? Grrr.
I’ll say it loud and say it proud: oh god, how I hate Christmas music!
I hate it even more when it starts up at inappropriate times. What is inappropriate? Any day other than Christmas or Christmas Eve. That is my rule. So naturally I am irked annually that shops of seemingly all kinds and even some radio stations begin playing yuletide music while Halloween decorations are still in the stores.
I admit it; Halloween is my fave holiday. Unsentimental, spooky, a tad bit dangerous— what’s not to love? What is Christmas but an all-out assault of guilt, competition, and forced jollity? People expect you to be nice just because of the season, even though they’ll use every opportunity to take advantage of that niceness to wangle whatever it is they need out of you…
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