Bending the rules a bit (do you expect any less from me?), I offer not a neglected tome but an overlooked bit of celluloid. In my defence, I just learned about it last night — thanks to the lovely Caroline Gold — and watched it right then thanks to YouTube. The film was not only inspired by a book but also inspired a further book. I suppose that makes it sound rather more literary than it is. I had thought it was going to something like Carry On Screaming! (yes, everything has exclamation marks today) but it’s more like the Abbot & Costello horror movies but not so goofy. Funny though! Besides, I’m a sucker for Sid James thanks to Tony Hancock.

WHAT A CARVE UP!
AKA No Place like Homicide!
Dir. Pat Jackson
Based on Frank King’s novel The Ghoul
Writers: Ray Cooney and Tony Hilton 

Cast:  
Sid James … Sid Butler
Kenneth Connor … Ernie Broughton
Shirley Eaton … Linda Dickson
Donald Pleasence … Everett Sloane
Dennis Price … Guy Broughton
Michael Gough … Fisk – the Butler
Valerie Taylor … Janet Broughton
Esma Cannon … Aunt Emily
George Woodbridge … Dr. Edward Broughton
Michael Gwynn … Malcolm Broughton
Philip O’Flynn … Arkwright / Gabriel Broughton

Connor’s Ernie, a timid copy editor (very Dudley-esque), receives a visit from creepy lawyer Sloane, played effectively without too much showboating from Pleasence. His uncle has died so he must head up to Yorkshire for the reading of the will with his much sharper pal, Sid. Cue bad Northern accents and “primitive” conditions (for those unfamiliar with it, the north of England tends to be portrayed like the southern States — and about as accurately). Ernie’s meeting his relatives for the first time and finds they’re mostly all mad. Then the murders begin.

There are some good spooky moments and some good-hearted humor. Price and Gough are brilliant of course, Esma Cannon really shines as the dotty auntie who’s a little unstuck in time, promising to introduce her “literary” nephew to this Shaw fellow who ought to be helpful. There are the usual old dark house elements and surely most of the plot will be predictable to a 21st century audience, but nonetheless amusing. There’s even a surprise cameo at the end that will please early rock-n-roll fans.

So, if you’ve got some time on your hands and enjoy mild horror and classic humor, make the most of YouTube or pick up the DVD (region 2 only).