The days are just packed, to steal a phrase from Calvin and Hobbes! No sooner does Dana compliment me on the fun to be had in Know-vember than I strong-arm him into answering my devious questions. And now they’re up — BAM. Serves him right! I first knew Dana as a snot-nosed thirteen-year-old on the Horror in Film and Literature List. He’s now a doctoral student. How awesome is that? Damn. From New York City to Iowa no less, but he’s one of those folks who bloom wherever they’re planted. Well done, you! We need to drink more martinis together, young man.
1. What’s the first thing you do upon waking in the morning?
Nicely ask Alley (my cat) to stop chewing on my hair. [Ed: Kipper chews my hair too! I miss him 😦 waah!] Then I hit the snooze button 10 times. Then panic about what day it is and what needs to be done. Then I hit the snooze button 5 times. Then I put coffee on to percolate while I smoke 2 cigarettes outside.
2. What’s a song you might be persuaded to dance to?
There are so very many. But dancing for me usually requires a bit of “lubrication.” The excellent thing is that I can dance to Slayer and Rihanna on the same evening at the local gay bar. “Rude Boy” is my favorite.
3. Where in the world do you live?
Iowa City, Iowa USA. It’s a town dominated by the University of Iowa, but it has a few charming elements like good restaurants, the Pioneer Food Co-op, and shirtless jock neighbors who like to leave their blinds open 24/7.
4. What’s a great night out for you?
A couple of good friends at a restaurant or tavern. I’m more of a stay-at-home kind of gal and usually get irritable or quickly exhausted with late nights out.
5. What’s a great night in?
Alley on my lap, the couch, boxed wine, and Roseanne.
6. If you were offered an all expenses paid trip anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Hong Kong. I’m a huge fan of Hong Kong cinema and I absolutely love exploring super-metropolises. Plus I have a lot of friends who grew up in Hong Kong and could show me the ropes. My second and third choices would be Copenhagen (I’m part Danish) or to return to Belize.
7. What book do you wish everyone would read so you could talk about it?
Any of Maupin’s first six in the Tales of the City series. [Ed: Love those! In my novel Owl Stretching, the dead cat is named Mr Tolliver]
8. What movie makes you cry?
A couple of years ago my answer to this would be the following Simpsons quote: “This is where the tears would be if I could cry! But I can’t. Botched facelift.” I never used to cry at films. But the first film to ever make me cry was The Bridges of Madison County. I threw the book across the room but thoroughly enjoy the film (Go Iowa!). Truth be told, the first movie to ever make me cry was Bird on a Wire with Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn. I was 8 years-old when it was released and I forced my mother to take me to the lobby during the final “zoo” sequence because I didn’t want to see any animals get hurt.
9. What makes you laugh?
Witty friends and drag queens.
10. Are there fairies at the bottom of your garden?
No, but there are often fairies smoking with me on my stoop.
Thank you, you’re beautiful!