I have been thinking about academic novels lately because I am — much as I swore never to do so — working on a roman à clef called Hire Idiots (the topic of which ought to be abundantly clear). I taught Lucky Jim in my senior seminar and enjoyed my students’ reactions to it. I’ve been thinking of re-reading Waugh’s Decline and Fall, but I can’t seem to find it. I’m not sure it’s even possible to write satire anymore as reality outstrips it, but now that I’ve started I want to finish.
I had not read Tom Sharpe’s novel of a fictional college at Cambridge. He’s probably best known for the Wilt novels. There’s no Jim Dixon or Paul Pennyfeather to fasten our sympathies to in this novel: everybody is kind of awful in a cringingly realistic way. There is the poor post graduate student Zipser who commands our pity if not sympathy, but alas, he exits the story rather early on. There are some great comedic scenes.
What’s fun about this book is the horrible way the petty politics quickly ascend to the heights of absurdity as the new Master of Porterhouse arrives and intends to make big changes. In the cyclical nature of politics (which I suppose ought to give us some hope at the moment) this 1974 novel gives us a college of hidebound tradition faced with the liberalising force of a reformer. Sharpe makes all the partisans ridiculous, but not without sympathy. The bullying Master is bullied by his wife (women are either harpies or sexpots if they appear at all, alas), the deaf Chaplain is mostly kind, the put-upon Bursar leaps from frying pan to fire, and the snobby porter has been grossly misused.
Anyone who has been in academia (or academia adjacent) will appreciate the humour here — especially when the score-settling tv host who’s also an alum arrives. Sharpe’s humour mostly rests in good and bad intentions going madly awry. I’ve got the mini-series based on it to watch when I get the time. Some quotes:
‘As far as the College Council is concerned I think that the best policy will be one of…er…amiable inertia.’
‘There’s nothing like prevarication,’ the Dean agreed, ‘I have yet to meet a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the inessentials.’ [ouch]
With the experience of hundreds of hours in committees behind him, the Master anticipated the arguments that would be raised against him by the Fellows…It was precisely on such divisions of opinion that he thrived. The original issue would get lost in argument and he would emerge as the arbiter between divided factions.
But first he needed an ally. He ran through the Fellows in search of a weak link.
‘We shall muddy the issue until it is uncertain…If there must be dirt let there be lots of it.’
‘Trouble with you academic wallahs,’ said Sir Cathcart finally…,’is you take things too seriously.’ [cringe]
‘In my opinion genius is by definition a capacity to jump the whole process of taking infinite pains, but then as I say, nobody listens to me.’
There was something perverse about English political attitudes that defeated logic.
His had been an intellectual decision founded on his conviction that if a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal.
See all the neglected books over at Patti Abbott’s place.
I remember this novel fondly. Thanks for the nostalgia!
So I have pleased one person today; let’s hope that’s not the end of it.
At least two…the Wallah-dubious gentleman simply endorsing Sayre’s Law: “Academic politics are so vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.”
At least two what?
“So I have pleased one person today; let’s hope that’s not the end of it.”
Ha! I was wondering too.
Sorry not to see yiu in Cherry Hill. We repeated our mistake of eating in the hotel restaurant.
Cherry Hill? I’m really off in my own world lately.
Sorry for the confusion — the reply was made to Todd, whom we missed at Philcon. Of course, it’d have been nice to see you at Philcon too!
So you’re trying to make me lose my mind! 😉
That’s OK, I managed to miss NoirCon, in the current perplex, and not even be aware I’d done so. So, my mind long since lost.
I missed NoirCon as well.
(Awakening dizzy several days running kept me away from the PhilCon a mile away from the house…and not even hung over.)
Please pardon my off-topic intrusion,but I wanted to jump in and let you know I recently discovered “How to be Dull” and have found it to be a personal validation, though others might more accurately classify it within the self-help genre. By the way, as an admitted bore I don’t do witty, please forgive.
Heh, well I’m glad you did discover it. No need to be witty. I think we could all use more dullness!
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